the motherf$king gas prices
Current mood: angry
I've never had to worry about taking a 30mi trip somewhere for a job, but what with unemployment, and th e gas prices caused by the $hitheels in government.. it costs $6 for a round trip to brooklyn from adrain!!!
HOUSTON, TX (IWR Satire) -- Mr. Bush (above) leads his supporters in the "Neocon Pledge of Allegiance" (Full Text below) at the Joe McCarthy Arena in downtown Houston.
After the pledge was recited, Mr. Bush and his followers goose-stepped around the arena in their jackboots as the loud speakers played the Horst Wessel Song.
I Pledge Allegiance
to the Authoritarian Leader of the United States of America
and to the Neocon Agenda for which he stands,
with liberty and justice for ExxonMobil-Shell-Texaco-BPAmoco-EmroETC.