Dear MoveOn member,
Time to relax!
Obama is way ahead in the polls. It's time for you to take victory for granted, and to stop paying attention.
And there's definitely no need to http://pol.moveon.org/obama/teams/training.html?office_id=3D11997&id=3D14395-9067885-qi.wvBx&t=3D1 spend
one more minute volunteering
You're probably thinking, "But Karl Rove, why would you—the mastermind behind the stealth get-out-the-vote program
that powered George Bush's victories—be advising us not to get out and talk
That is a good question. (And by the way, I prefer "Evil Genius" to "Mastermind.") It's true that voter
outreach can tip an election—but you're ahead in the polls, and they never lie.
So relax! Do some yoga. Check out the new season of Project Runway. Sip white wine lattes, or whatever it is that you people
like to drink.
Barack does not http://pol.moveon.org/obama/teams/training.html?office_id=3D11997&id=3D14395-9067885-qi.wvBx&t=3D2 need
you out talking to voters in Michigan—so there's finally time to tie-dye the seat covers for your Volvo. In fact,
you probably shouldn't even bother to vote.
Please forward this to all of your Democrat friends. Don't send it to Republicans, though. Thanks!
P.S. Again—no volunteering! Don't click this link to sign up to help Obama in Tecumseh:
P.P.S. Our lawyers made us promise to tell you that Karl Rove didn't actually write this message—but we're pretty sure
this is what he'd write if he had.
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