Invader's-rant
Public Service Announcement: DO NOT USE INTERNET EXPLORER!!!! Definition: MySpace [Mai' thpathe] (pronounced with a lithp), N. - 1. A shrine to Terrible teener web programming, the worst M$ driven Web2.sl0 has to offer.

2006-03-02

///News Flash///

----News Flash----
Dubya has plummeted to 34%
it is now official that Katrina was a world class screwup

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2006/03/02/publiceye/entry1364188.shtml

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-katrina2mar02,0,2406896,print.story?coll=la-home-headlines

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/03/01/AR2006030101731.html



and iraq will likely end with our troops being sniped at while on the run to leave :)
and no fault of the troops either.. as i have previously stated, i cite vietnam.

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/article348925.ece

http://stevegilliard.blogspot.com/2006/03/why-bush-is-in-trouble.html


ROFLMAO! and AHHHHHNold is currently at 40%.
Our Presidential Stand-in is currently at a lower rating than the joke of the left coast

http://www.contracostatimes.com/mld/cctimes/news/local/states/california/13997507.htm

/me guffawing like a mad fiend....

2006-02-16

My Alignment..

You are a

Social Liberal
(80% permissive)

and an...

Economic Liberal
(16% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist


You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness. loc: (112, -125)
modscore: (10, 48)
raw: (1345)




Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

2006-02-11

memety thing (gacked from luriko-ysabeth.livejournal.com)

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.
It can be anything you want -good or bad- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.
When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

----from the just cuz its funny dept...---
But only tattooed b*7ches need apply - J/K
(seen on a '79 delta 88 back window with a bungeed trunk and blue smoke chuffing out... ghetto ride)

\\// peace out m0f0

whos on first!?

Now HERES a good show.. who gets shafted in this one. i dont know.... THIRD BASE!!!!!

http://www.beabetterhitter.com/text/funstuff/abbott/abbott.htm

but ultimately im with the shortstop. I don't give a darn!

2006-02-10

sex and the city et al

i just realized why i dont get into this stuff...

Can someone who liked this show and seriously is a nobody or not married or whatever - please explain to me how this is supposed to be more enjoyable than the breakfast club, macgyver, napoleon dynamite, romy and michelle, or the like?!?

i mean how could any of the cast have the BRASS to whine about "oh the models are sooo pretty and young and can (and do) do anything/anyone they want?" and then the working shlub guys or the loser guys who want to give them their genuine best their soul had to give, get married, be committed, and have a deeper relationship than a water puddle in the mojave.. get shafted like the gimp in a gay bar!?!?

i mean wtf. is it socially illegal that i will still be a successful member of society after these people have moved to paradiso perduto in the glades to whine about their handsome hunk boyfriend stiffing them at the altar(great expectations). that type of shallowness.. do remember that you will have YOUR paradiso awaiting you too, so fear not the schlub, the schlubs are loyal, the jet setters are only happy til their jet jet departs again ;D..

I will be updating this over time.

ttfn :)

2006-02-09

how to make debian woody and later pass a given protocol outbound

iptables -A OUTPUT -o eth1 -p tcp -s internal_network/24 --dport 22 -j ACCEPT


put this line in the /etc/ipmasq/C00chains.rul file to allow ssh outbound - change poirt and /24 network to fit your needs SHEEEEEEEIT~!!!!!!!WTFBBQ!>?!?!?!?!?!

2005-11-24

LIONS Boy!!!

BEER N LIONS you Sumbitch! [waves fist in air] waRARABRBBABABBEBARRABRRBR BUD LITE WRARARRBWBAAEABBABAA STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM WABARARARAAAABABAAA scaaAAAAATTTTT bring me nother beer!!

AWWWW DADD.....

...SHUDDUP BOY and Get me another longneck!!

2005-11-08

Why use an alternative browser at your company(and yes, PLEASE DO!)??

If you need anecdotal evidence why Opera or other alternative browsers should be allowed to be installed and/or installed by blanket policy, I gots that too!

I'm the IT director for rapid appraisal, inc (http://www.rapidapprasial.com), and I had a problem that was easily solved with Mozilla.. but this can be used to push _ANY_ alternative browser..

Two weeks ago a co-worker of mine accidentally clicked a link !off of www.yahoo.com! and, without confirmations or any notice whatsoever, infected our entire terminal server. 6hrs, a company-wide bitch-session, and a pot o' joe later, termsvr was clean and SANS-I.E.!! Any of our sites that require IE were created as shortcuts - "iexplore.exe http://foo/bar.asp".

I have now seen a 20% reduction in memory usage and a 60% reduction in CPU. IE is horribly inefficient. and also, popups are no longer an issue! yay!

oh and no relapses.

The infection pathogen was MySearch bar and it's outlook parasite, one of the harder bugs to get rid of.

all casual surfing and research in terminal services is now done using an alternative browser under penalties of i revoke their access if i catch anyone in IE for anything other than sites I've approved. and i watch histories.

There ya go, tell that to your it guy. If necessary hes more than welcome to email me via my blog.

blogger post bodies redux

GACK WTF?! why the hell arent my post bodies showing up when posted with opera anymore!!!??? SUCK S**t thru a Short Straw!!??!!

and i Refuse to not use opera.

I have found a workaround for the time being.. at the top of blogger sites there is usually a bar that allows you to search and has a button called BlogThis!. using the BlogThis button allows body and subject to post successfully.

Version 8.5
Build 1358
Platform Linux
System i686, 2.6.11.4-20a-default
Qt library 3.3.4
Java Java Runtime Environment installed
Browser identification

Opera/8.5 (X11; Linux i686; U; en)

2005-11-07

blogger post bodies

GACK WTF?! why the hell arent my post bodies showing up when posted with opera anymore!!!??? SUCK S**t thru a Short Straw!!??!!11